This is a thing

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/10/2014 at 01:44 • Filed to: None

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…when you google search raphael orlove. fitting. also, Fuck off, I'm googling everyone. EVERYONE.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2014 at 01:45

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YAY! I'm getting Googled!

Rainbow > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2014 at 01:47

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I wonder what sort of characters might show up if you searched for me! Probably something hoofed. Like a giraffe.

Your boy, BJR > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 05/10/2014 at 01:49

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fuck off. only prople who matter

StoneCold > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2014 at 01:49

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HAVE FUN GOOGLING ME BAHAHAHA

This is a serious plus for the Michael Bolton-effect when others worry about companies googling them.

Your boy, BJR > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 05/10/2014 at 01:49

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sry im drun as fuck on oppo. yolo.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2014 at 01:50

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Woah alright then. Stick some Vagisil in that vagina of yours for being a little bitch right now. It might calm that period you're having.

Also, take a fucking joke you asswipe. By the way, Prople isn't how you spell people.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2014 at 01:52

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Yeah I see the amount of swag you have considering your English grammar skills are compared to that of a kindergardener.

Your boy, BJR > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 05/10/2014 at 01:52

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I will and i will thoroughly enjoy it, May use the vagisil as lube.

(speaking of taking jokes)

srsly doe, im drunk as fuck, can't be trusted. I apologize if I offend.

pdthedeuce > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2014 at 01:53

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the Space Pope !!!

Big Bubba Ray > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2014 at 01:54

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I googled Big Bubba Ray and apparently I'm some amateur wrestler haha

But if you googled my real name you'd find some shiiiiiiit. Good shit. If there is such a thing.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 05/10/2014 at 01:55

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Butthurt just kicked in, yo.

Your boy, BJR > pdthedeuce 05/10/2014 at 01:55

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RALF=SUCCESSOR OF SPACE ST. PETER.

seems legit.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 05/10/2014 at 01:56

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sorry

Your boy, BJR > Big Bubba Ray 05/10/2014 at 01:56

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What's your shit? Also, have you gotten/used your Uppercut deluxe yet? I'm out. Been using uppercut matte clay to give myself that fresh off the beach look (salty hair)

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 05/10/2014 at 01:58

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Haha it's okay, Ben was pretty harsh.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 05/10/2014 at 02:00

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Maybe I went overboard. Or poured gasoline on a fire?

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 05/10/2014 at 02:02

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Naw, he seems pretty drunk and I just wanted to make an easy VTEC joke. You're fine.

Big Bubba Ray > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2014 at 02:03

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Haven't gotten the Uppercut yet cause I'm broke as all hell haha my mom is funding my hair products at the moment. Not ashamed to admit it.

BUT. I used to be a speed skater. I was ranked 5th in the nation at one point but that is a past life haha I knew a few Olympians and could have qualified for the Olympic team

Your boy, BJR > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 05/10/2014 at 02:04

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Dude, it's cool. no beef. me+vodka=asshole. I'm actually a chill guy. I have more friends than enemys from drunken fights, and I would like to keep it that way. Didn't mean to be hard, as I'm HARDLY a serious person. So whatever have a shot on me, keep oppo fun!

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 05/10/2014 at 02:04

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I noticed that! I laughed at your comment and I applaud you. Let me recommend that real quick.

Your boy, BJR > Big Bubba Ray 05/10/2014 at 02:05

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I'm considering switching to Woody's pomade, as it's about 10 bucks cheaper and my sister is a stylist, so she can get a salon sized tub for like $10 for me.

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2014 at 02:09

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Go ahead. Google me. Prepare yourself.

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman 05/10/2014 at 02:10

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OH SHIT YOU'RE A (POSSIBLY IMAGINARY) SERIAL KILLER!!!

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2014 at 02:22

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No no, common mistake. I'm the guy on the 117,648 search page. Patimus Bateman, door-to-door encyclopedia salesman.

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman 05/10/2014 at 02:28

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Ah. Sorry, didn;t meant to come of as racist against PatBatemans. I totally don't think you all look the same.

Your boy, BJR > Big Bubba Ray 05/10/2014 at 02:34

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don't look like a speed skater

puddler > Your boy, BJR 05/10/2014 at 06:09

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they've named a bar after me...my life is complete and i can die happy and fulfilled.